For all those people who were so disparaging about my penchant for Aldi’s £9.99 rum: a parting gift to myself as I leave the Caribbean.
The immigration officer just asked what was my next port of call? I had to say something, so I said, “Falmouth”.
- No, Falmouth UK.
We’ll see. It’s 3,500 miles. “Estimated time of arrival?”
We’ll definitely see about that…